Alternative Training Tips
Adrian Grant has kindly provided the following notes to assist our highly valued RVTV volunteers.
Tech Terms:
1. Mid shot - For normal person Head to waist
For anyone over 6’ 8” head to navel
2. Long shot - The chance of directing the week you complete training
3. Short shot - No such thing silly!
4. Pan - Something you boil an egg in
5. Tilt - The angle of your body when holding a hand held on your shoulder
6. Zoom - The speed you head for the loo after 2 Sunday morning services
7. 16 x 9 - 144
8. Crash focus - Trying to focus after you’ve dropped the Sony hand held (complete with quality Canon lens) on a hard floor
9. Stand by - Stop picking your nose and listen to the director
10. Pull focus - Towing your Ford Focus
11. Push focus - Bump starting your Ford Focus
12. Cut - The outcome of fighting with the director
Tech Terms:
1. Mid shot - For normal person Head to waist
For anyone over 6’ 8” head to navel
2. Long shot - The chance of directing the week you complete training
3. Short shot - No such thing silly!
4. Pan - Something you boil an egg in
5. Tilt - The angle of your body when holding a hand held on your shoulder
6. Zoom - The speed you head for the loo after 2 Sunday morning services
7. 16 x 9 - 144
8. Crash focus - Trying to focus after you’ve dropped the Sony hand held (complete with quality Canon lens) on a hard floor
9. Stand by - Stop picking your nose and listen to the director
10. Pull focus - Towing your Ford Focus
11. Push focus - Bump starting your Ford Focus
12. Cut - The outcome of fighting with the director
posted by FrankPoL at 11:12 AM
4 Comments:
Like it Adrian!!!!!
Very RVTV Humour!!
If we had an award for the best humour for the month you get it!!!!!
haha. brilliant!
keep it coming Adrian.
Very refreshing.. Well done!
I like it
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